PEOPLE ARE INSANE
Oh, those wacky Romanians. First Dracula, then gymnasts, now naming their son Yahoo after meeting online.
At least it's his middle name. His first name is Lucian, and his last name is Dragoman, which I anticipate will become "Lucifer Dragon-Man" before recess on the first day of Transylvanian kindergarten.
I make a solemn vow to you, devoted readers:
I am not naming my kid JDate, no matter what.