WHEN MISPLACED MODIFIERS ATTACK
After an extensive segment on Brad Pitt's arrival at an airport in Tokyo, Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart had this to say about their glimpse of Jennifer Aniston, post-Brad:
"Wearing a white peasant blouse, the guard holds the door open for her."
Think about it, kids. When the image hits you, you'll laugh.
(Some writer should catch hell for this...)