Wednesday, January 12, 2005

WHEN MISPLACED MODIFIERS ATTACK

After an extensive segment on Brad Pitt's arrival at an airport in Tokyo, Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart had this to say about their glimpse of Jennifer Aniston, post-Brad:

"Wearing a white peasant blouse, the guard holds the door open for her."

Think about it, kids. When the image hits you, you'll laugh.

(Some writer should catch hell for this...)

6 Comments:

At 4:24 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger Gilly said...

Paints a lovely picture!!

 
At 8:53 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger La Chat Noir said...

Nice catch, Esther!

 
At 9:49 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger writersbloc gal said...

what, you've never seen a guard in a peasant blouse? looks quite fetching ;)

 
At 8:50 AM, January 14, 2005, Blogger Andrea said...

That's hilarious.
Maybe he was undercover?

 
At 4:55 PM, January 16, 2005, Blogger DovBear said...

Some "writer?"

No real writer could have done that...

 
At 2:23 AM, April 18, 2005, Anonymous gownforless said...

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

WHEN MISPLACED MODIFIERS ATTACK

After an extensive segment on Brad Pitt's arrival at an airport in Tokyo, Entertainment Tonight's Mary Hart had this to say about their glimpse of Jennifer Aniston, post-Brad:

"Wearing a white peasant blouse, the guard holds the door open for her."

Think about it, kids. When the image hits you, you'll laugh.

(Some writer should catch hell for this...)

6 Comments:

At 4:24 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger Gilly said...

Paints a lovely picture!!

 
At 8:53 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger La Chat Noir said...

Nice catch, Esther!

 
At 9:49 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger writersbloc gal said...

what, you've never seen a guard in a peasant blouse? looks quite fetching ;)

 
At 8:50 AM, January 14, 2005, Blogger Andrea said...

That's hilarious.
Maybe he was undercover?

 
At 4:55 PM, January 16, 2005, Blogger DovBear said...

Some "writer?"

No real writer could have done that...

 
At 2:23 AM, April 18, 2005, Anonymous gownforless said...

Welcome to GownsForLess.com where you will find sources for prom gowns, prom dresses, bridal gowns, bridal dresses, bridesmaid dresses and flower girl dresses offered at unbelievably low prices. In fact, if you find any gowns for less let us know and we will include him in our list. That's our promise to you! Thousands of brides have been to our directory. And we now offers sources for top quality branded merchandise via the World Wide Web at our famous Low, Low prices!

 

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