BRITNEY AND NICOLE ARE WRITERS NOW
I better watch out...the celebs know I'm getting closer, and are fighting back by trying to appropriate my career, as well.
According to MSNBC, Britney Spears has written a musical, and she wants to direct it too.
(Article contains the best-ever Britney description: "Mousketeer turned belly-baring warbler.")
The article continues to note that Nicole Kidman writes short stories.
In the same article, these other useless tidbits:
- Charlize Theron has ADD.
- Angelina and Colin are "just friends."
- And Anna Nicole Smith, once again, proves that she should never speak.
MSNBC--my source for inane celebrity news.