BRITNEY AND NICOLE ARE WRITERS NOW

I better watch out...the celebs know I'm getting closer, and are fighting back by trying to appropriate my career, as well.

According to MSNBC, Britney Spears has written a musical, and she wants to direct it too.
(Article contains the best-ever Britney description: "Mousketeer turned belly-baring warbler.")

The article continues to note that Nicole Kidman writes short stories.

In the same article, these other useless tidbits:

• Charlize Theron has ADD.
• Angelina and Colin are "just friends."
• And Anna Nicole Smith, once again, proves that she should never speak.

MSNBC--my source for inane celebrity news.

BRITNEY AND NICOLE ARE WRITERS NOW

I better watch out...the celebs know I'm getting closer, and are fighting back by trying to appropriate my career, as well.

According to MSNBC, Britney Spears has written a musical, and she wants to direct it too.
(Article contains the best-ever Britney description: "Mousketeer turned belly-baring warbler.")

The article continues to note that Nicole Kidman writes short stories.

In the same article, these other useless tidbits:

• Charlize Theron has ADD.
• Angelina and Colin are "just friends."
• And Anna Nicole Smith, once again, proves that she should never speak.

MSNBC--my source for inane celebrity news.