BREAKING NEWS: KABBALAH CENTRE GOES MENTAL
This is the proof that the Kabbalah Centre has no grounding in sane reality: they're sending 10,000 bottles of special Kabbalah water to Indonesia to aid the survivors of the tsunamis.
The Center, which has been slammed for its superficiality by serious scholars, says the water not only quenches thirst but also comes with "centuries of wisdom in every drop."
Yeah, I'm sure that will help. I'm sure that some poor person who's lost his or her family, house, livelihood, etc., will be immensely calmed as they ingest the centuries of wisdom in Kabbalah water. Why not send some Kabbalah candles and red string bracelets while you're at it?
All this coming on the heels of Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie renewing their vows (in a Kabbalah ceremony) and "exchanging six-figure jewelry" really helps put things in perspective.