Friday, December 31, 2004

HAPPY NEW YEAR-ADVENTURES IN KEYWORDLAND

Because I didn't want to end this year on such a serious note, I thought I'd include a new feature that's bound to recur because it is such great fun. It is an ongoing series titled Adventures in KeywordLand, wherein I try to determine how people find me...

esther kustanowitz blog
Not surprising. They could have gotten JDaters Anonymous. But let's move on.

what is zach braff's middle name
Interesting. Any ideas? Surely someone on my blogroll must know.

lindsay lohan, performances, watch, lip synching
Does Google mean to imply that I've been implying that LL might not do all her own singing? I would never impugn her artistic integrity like that. (I like to think that I impugn much more creatively.)

linsey lohan
If they're looking for misspellings of celebrities' names, they've come to the wrong place.

snl talk amongst yourselves i'll give you a topic discuss quotes
Few people know that "Talk Amongst Yourselves I'll Give You a Topic Discuss Quotes" was the original title for the "Coffee Talk" sketch, but Lorne Michaels couldn't remember it.

portia di rossi ellen degeneres lesbians
Ah yes, finally my traffic benefits from the inclusion of celebrity lesbian exploits. In fact, adding this last sentence should boost my traffic again.

renegade jew
Hmm. You think so? I guess, in my own, carefully moderated rebellious way, I might be a renegade Jew. You know, the kind who waits until the last minute to get ready for Shabbat, and then finds herself rushing to conclude her blog entry so she can rush into the shower...

I look forward to sharing many more kvetches and keyword searches with you in the new year. Have a wonderful night, don't drink and drive, and never mix Goldschlager with champagne. (Just a little Urban Kvetch wisdom.)

Here's to a blogtastic 2005!

Love,
Esther, the My Urban Kvetch Bloggerette

6 Comments:

At 9:24 PM, December 31, 2004, Blogger Plantation said...

Interestingly, my leading contender thus far is 'Aldous Huxtable.'

 
At 3:01 AM, January 01, 2005, Blogger Andrea said...

"what is zach braff's middle name"

Merlin. Or Roy.

 
At 4:49 AM, January 01, 2005, Blogger Plantation said...

'05 is off to a good start. Just watched Pretty in Pink on TBS at 4 am.

 
At 9:58 AM, January 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am ashamed to admit that I actually don't know what his middle name is. I am a bad stalker.

-Ginger

 
At 10:02 AM, January 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, totally unrelated to this post...I had a dream last night that you came to visit me, and we ended up deciding to take this plane ride, but when you got on the plane and saw that there were not seats, and you just got strapped in to the ceiling or a pole, you snuck off the plane. Also, I tried to hook you up with some attorney that I met who I thought was Jewish, but it ended up that he was Italian. You went on one blind date, and then he wrote you a letter, typed on paper that was watermarked with "Divore Court."

I have really serious problems. I really don't know where any of that crap came from.

-Ginger

 
At 10:57 PM, January 01, 2005, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

Happy New Year. Keep up the excellent blogging. I wouldn't know where else to go for my Lindsay Braff news.

 

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My Urban Kvetch: HAPPY NEW YEAR-ADVENTURES IN KEYWORDLAND

Friday, December 31, 2004

HAPPY NEW YEAR-ADVENTURES IN KEYWORDLAND

Because I didn't want to end this year on such a serious note, I thought I'd include a new feature that's bound to recur because it is such great fun. It is an ongoing series titled Adventures in KeywordLand, wherein I try to determine how people find me...

esther kustanowitz blog
Not surprising. They could have gotten JDaters Anonymous. But let's move on.

what is zach braff's middle name
Interesting. Any ideas? Surely someone on my blogroll must know.

lindsay lohan, performances, watch, lip synching
Does Google mean to imply that I've been implying that LL might not do all her own singing? I would never impugn her artistic integrity like that. (I like to think that I impugn much more creatively.)

linsey lohan
If they're looking for misspellings of celebrities' names, they've come to the wrong place.

snl talk amongst yourselves i'll give you a topic discuss quotes
Few people know that "Talk Amongst Yourselves I'll Give You a Topic Discuss Quotes" was the original title for the "Coffee Talk" sketch, but Lorne Michaels couldn't remember it.

portia di rossi ellen degeneres lesbians
Ah yes, finally my traffic benefits from the inclusion of celebrity lesbian exploits. In fact, adding this last sentence should boost my traffic again.

renegade jew
Hmm. You think so? I guess, in my own, carefully moderated rebellious way, I might be a renegade Jew. You know, the kind who waits until the last minute to get ready for Shabbat, and then finds herself rushing to conclude her blog entry so she can rush into the shower...

I look forward to sharing many more kvetches and keyword searches with you in the new year. Have a wonderful night, don't drink and drive, and never mix Goldschlager with champagne. (Just a little Urban Kvetch wisdom.)

Here's to a blogtastic 2005!

Love,
Esther, the My Urban Kvetch Bloggerette

6 Comments:

At 9:24 PM, December 31, 2004, Blogger Plantation said...

Interestingly, my leading contender thus far is 'Aldous Huxtable.'

 
At 3:01 AM, January 01, 2005, Blogger Andrea said...

"what is zach braff's middle name"

Merlin. Or Roy.

 
At 4:49 AM, January 01, 2005, Blogger Plantation said...

'05 is off to a good start. Just watched Pretty in Pink on TBS at 4 am.

 
At 9:58 AM, January 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am ashamed to admit that I actually don't know what his middle name is. I am a bad stalker.

-Ginger

 
At 10:02 AM, January 01, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

By the way, totally unrelated to this post...I had a dream last night that you came to visit me, and we ended up deciding to take this plane ride, but when you got on the plane and saw that there were not seats, and you just got strapped in to the ceiling or a pole, you snuck off the plane. Also, I tried to hook you up with some attorney that I met who I thought was Jewish, but it ended up that he was Italian. You went on one blind date, and then he wrote you a letter, typed on paper that was watermarked with "Divore Court."

I have really serious problems. I really don't know where any of that crap came from.

-Ginger

 
At 10:57 PM, January 01, 2005, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

Happy New Year. Keep up the excellent blogging. I wouldn't know where else to go for my Lindsay Braff news.

 

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