Wednesday, January 12, 2005

EXIT BRIGITTE; ENTER CHYNNA--SURREAL INDEED

So here's what you missed if you didn't see the first episode of the new season of The Surreal Life on VH1.
  • Sushi served on a naked Adrienne Curry (America's Next Top Model), who actually eats something.
  • (Female wrestler) Chynna usurps Mini-Me's room, even though everything in that room is clearly made smaller to make his life livable, and does strange things with a thighmaster.
  • The aforementioned Mini-Me (Verne Troyer), a self-proclaimed pig, gets wasted off his tiny ass, pees in the corner of the house after riding his electric wheelchair naked and makes grunting noises after Peter Brady tucks him into bed.
  • Jane Wiedlin jumps naked into the pool and keeps introducing herself as "Jane, from the Go-Go's" without even mentioning her star turn as Joan of Ark in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
  • Da Brat and Marcus Schenkenberg (respectively) loiter and sit around, neither rapping, nor posing, nor doing much of anything.
And speaking of Peter Brady, Chris Knight has become a very hot hall monitor (I think he has better abs than Schenkenberg!--must be middle child syndrome)--I guess that's what happens when you play ball in the house.

6 Comments:

At 12:10 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger Vendelascity said...

My step-sister dated Chris/Peter Brady. She said he had a great body but was quite the schmuck.

 
At 2:26 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

I admit to watching the Surreal Live. Old Verne couldn't have done more to make himself look bad.

 
At 9:14 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Is there anything that VH1 can't do? I always find that VH1 is the best bet when nothing else is on TV, especially with shows like Surreal Life, and all of their countdown lists.

 
At 2:45 PM, January 14, 2005, Blogger EmGee said...

You are right about Peter Brady- I thought the same thing but really was rather afraid (and disgusted) to admit it... I feel soo dirty :-)

 
At 10:50 PM, January 14, 2005, Blogger Lyss said...

Peter Brady was my 2nd TV character crush as a little girl (the first being Luke Duke).

 
At 2:22 AM, April 18, 2005, Anonymous promnow said...

Know what dress colors highlight your hair, your eyes and your skin tone, and what style lines are most flattering for your body type. Buy your Prom Dresses to fit and flatter your current figure; it wouldn?t be safe to buy a smaller size if you?re still hoping to lose weight by prom night. You want a fit that skims the body with enough ease to move comfortably and gracefully.

 

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

EXIT BRIGITTE; ENTER CHYNNA--SURREAL INDEED

So here's what you missed if you didn't see the first episode of the new season of The Surreal Life on VH1.
  • Sushi served on a naked Adrienne Curry (America's Next Top Model), who actually eats something.
  • (Female wrestler) Chynna usurps Mini-Me's room, even though everything in that room is clearly made smaller to make his life livable, and does strange things with a thighmaster.
  • The aforementioned Mini-Me (Verne Troyer), a self-proclaimed pig, gets wasted off his tiny ass, pees in the corner of the house after riding his electric wheelchair naked and makes grunting noises after Peter Brady tucks him into bed.
  • Jane Wiedlin jumps naked into the pool and keeps introducing herself as "Jane, from the Go-Go's" without even mentioning her star turn as Joan of Ark in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure.
  • Da Brat and Marcus Schenkenberg (respectively) loiter and sit around, neither rapping, nor posing, nor doing much of anything.
And speaking of Peter Brady, Chris Knight has become a very hot hall monitor (I think he has better abs than Schenkenberg!--must be middle child syndrome)--I guess that's what happens when you play ball in the house.

6 Comments:

At 12:10 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger Vendelascity said...

My step-sister dated Chris/Peter Brady. She said he had a great body but was quite the schmuck.

 
At 2:26 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

I admit to watching the Surreal Live. Old Verne couldn't have done more to make himself look bad.

 
At 9:14 AM, January 13, 2005, Blogger AnonymousCoworker said...

Is there anything that VH1 can't do? I always find that VH1 is the best bet when nothing else is on TV, especially with shows like Surreal Life, and all of their countdown lists.

 
At 2:45 PM, January 14, 2005, Blogger EmGee said...

You are right about Peter Brady- I thought the same thing but really was rather afraid (and disgusted) to admit it... I feel soo dirty :-)

 
At 10:50 PM, January 14, 2005, Blogger Lyss said...

Peter Brady was my 2nd TV character crush as a little girl (the first being Luke Duke).

 
At 2:22 AM, April 18, 2005, Anonymous promnow said...

Know what dress colors highlight your hair, your eyes and your skin tone, and what style lines are most flattering for your body type. Buy your Prom Dresses to fit and flatter your current figure; it wouldn?t be safe to buy a smaller size if you?re still hoping to lose weight by prom night. You want a fit that skims the body with enough ease to move comfortably and gracefully.

 

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