Y'know what a mondegreen is? It's one of those song lyrics that is constantly misheard. Like "Scuse me, while I kiss this guy," or "Hold me closer, Tony Danza..."
Y'know that Maroon 5 song, "Harder to Breathe?"
The first line, really:
"So you say that my behavior's unacceptable..."
What I hear, every time the song plays even though I actually know the real lyric:
"So you say that my bikini's in the Superbowl..."
Is this a new strain of PTSD, presenting in those of us who witnessed Janet Jackson's, ahem, appearance, at last year's Superbowl? I think the CDC needs to investigate this.