I can't believe it. It finally happened! After months of hoping that people were listening, I have the affirmation I've needed.
I am finally a genre.
And in related news, last night's fortune cookie read: "Your success will astonish everyone."
It's like something deep within me has finally been freed...on breezy late summer nights, I feel the wind whisper, through my hair, a greater, more essential truth than any I've ever known.
Success exists, it says. The future awaits. Which I interpret as "Book Contract To Come."