ESTHER JONES'S DIARY

Tuesday, 4 May 2004: cigarettes-0 (v.g., even though don't smoke), calories-200 (v.g., lunchtime achieved with minimal hunger), blog visitors-430, I.Q.-147 (no doubt soaring due to HTML revelations).

Am gifted. Surely am approaching genius levels, having taken online I.Q. test on iVillage and landing at 147, am solidly in "gifted" range. Combine with genius level manipulation of HTML in Blogger templates to achieve hyperlinking and text emphasis, and am undoubtedly making strides toward MENSA membership. Perhaps latent genius was reason for high school social ostracization. Or perhaps permed hair was reason for high school social ostracization. On second or third thought, high school social ostracization needs no reason. It just is.

Impending intellect makes one hungry. Must engage in cessation of web self-publishing and indulge in some caloric intake. Perhaps metabolic rate will wake and achieve gifted status. I live in hope.

ESTHER JONES'S DIARY

Tuesday, 4 May 2004: cigarettes-0 (v.g., even though don't smoke), calories-200 (v.g., lunchtime achieved with minimal hunger), blog visitors-430, I.Q.-147 (no doubt soaring due to HTML revelations).

Am gifted. Surely am approaching genius levels, having taken online I.Q. test on iVillage and landing at 147, am solidly in "gifted" range. Combine with genius level manipulation of HTML in Blogger templates to achieve hyperlinking and text emphasis, and am undoubtedly making strides toward MENSA membership. Perhaps latent genius was reason for high school social ostracization. Or perhaps permed hair was reason for high school social ostracization. On second or third thought, high school social ostracization needs no reason. It just is.

Impending intellect makes one hungry. Must engage in cessation of web self-publishing and indulge in some caloric intake. Perhaps metabolic rate will wake and achieve gifted status. I live in hope.