Tuesday, January 18, 2005

KABBALAH SECRETS REVEALED!!!

Kabbalah leaders live lives of the rich and famous, complete with millionaire lifestyle, gambling and plastic surgery!!! (I can almost hear the Robin Leach voiceover now...)

Cash raised for tsunami relief is being used to [GASP!] distribute Kabbalah products in the devastated region!!! ("Here, tie your huts together with this red string and find enlightenment...")

Evidence has been found of devotees sleeping in windowless "cells" in a basement at the Kabbalah Centre!!! (That's never a good sign...)

Kabbalah water isn't blessed at all...it's [GASP!!] Canadian!!
(I knew it!!)



(Complete article here.)

7 Comments:

At 7:42 PM, January 18, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen Time Magazine's cover on people who are caught between college graduation and really being adults (at http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101050124/story.html )?
Any thoughts?

 
At 9:26 PM, January 18, 2005, Blogger Madonna said...

In other words, these leaders are nothing more than Jim Bakker and Pat Robertson clones, making themselves filthy rich through religion.... Joy.

How long until one gets caught defrauding people, ala Bakker and Benny Hinn (who unfortunately has yet to be caught)?

(Disclaimer: I am not anti-religion, even though I am agnostic. I am, however, very much against people who use it to gain money and power for themselves...)

 
At 3:30 PM, January 19, 2005, Blogger Coelecanth said...

Are you sayin' that our water isn't blessed! We's got mad blessed water up here, you betcha. So blessed I'd be shocked if you're nation didn't one day come and take it, purely to make the world a safe from Kabbalah terrorists of course.

 
At 10:21 PM, January 20, 2005, Blogger ducklet said...

Sorry, but I have to agree with Coelecanth (sic). Canadian water and blessed water are synonymous. It's why Molson's tastes sinfully delicious.

 
At 1:59 AM, January 23, 2005, Blogger Coelecanth said...

Brando: Unlike all the others, the name miss-spell was intentional. I prefer how it looks and it reduces the google hits from high-school biology students.

Can't agree with you on the Molson's though. I'm strictly a dark beer fan. Ok, snob, but that such an ugly word.

 
At 7:03 PM, February 19, 2005, Blogger Josia said...

Hi from the Holy Land - well I'm Canadian originally, drink tons of water since I'm breastfeeding, study kabbalah, and have a new blog specially for women - http://kabbalah4women.blogspot.com/
Just HAD to post here!

 
At 7:01 AM, March 14, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a tard :)
Maybe one day humour will take a step up in the 'most powerful country in the world.'

That's a *maybe*

 

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

KABBALAH SECRETS REVEALED!!!

Kabbalah leaders live lives of the rich and famous, complete with millionaire lifestyle, gambling and plastic surgery!!! (I can almost hear the Robin Leach voiceover now...)

Cash raised for tsunami relief is being used to [GASP!] distribute Kabbalah products in the devastated region!!! ("Here, tie your huts together with this red string and find enlightenment...")

Evidence has been found of devotees sleeping in windowless "cells" in a basement at the Kabbalah Centre!!! (That's never a good sign...)

Kabbalah water isn't blessed at all...it's [GASP!!] Canadian!!
(I knew it!!)



(Complete article here.)

7 Comments:

At 7:42 PM, January 18, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you seen Time Magazine's cover on people who are caught between college graduation and really being adults (at http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101050124/story.html )?
Any thoughts?

 
At 9:26 PM, January 18, 2005, Blogger Madonna said...

In other words, these leaders are nothing more than Jim Bakker and Pat Robertson clones, making themselves filthy rich through religion.... Joy.

How long until one gets caught defrauding people, ala Bakker and Benny Hinn (who unfortunately has yet to be caught)?

(Disclaimer: I am not anti-religion, even though I am agnostic. I am, however, very much against people who use it to gain money and power for themselves...)

 
At 3:30 PM, January 19, 2005, Blogger Coelecanth said...

Are you sayin' that our water isn't blessed! We's got mad blessed water up here, you betcha. So blessed I'd be shocked if you're nation didn't one day come and take it, purely to make the world a safe from Kabbalah terrorists of course.

 
At 10:21 PM, January 20, 2005, Blogger ducklet said...

Sorry, but I have to agree with Coelecanth (sic). Canadian water and blessed water are synonymous. It's why Molson's tastes sinfully delicious.

 
At 1:59 AM, January 23, 2005, Blogger Coelecanth said...

Brando: Unlike all the others, the name miss-spell was intentional. I prefer how it looks and it reduces the google hits from high-school biology students.

Can't agree with you on the Molson's though. I'm strictly a dark beer fan. Ok, snob, but that such an ugly word.

 
At 7:03 PM, February 19, 2005, Blogger Josia said...

Hi from the Holy Land - well I'm Canadian originally, drink tons of water since I'm breastfeeding, study kabbalah, and have a new blog specially for women - http://kabbalah4women.blogspot.com/
Just HAD to post here!

 
At 7:01 AM, March 14, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are a tard :)
Maybe one day humour will take a step up in the 'most powerful country in the world.'

That's a *maybe*

 

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