Thursday, January 27, 2005

IS THAT A PHONE IN YOUR POCKET?

(...or are you just happy to see me?)

Ever wish your personal phone ring was just a wee bit more, ahem, personalized? No need to beg, babies. Jenna Jameson's got your pockets covered:

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking "moan tones." For $2.50 mobile phone users can choose from a variety of moans, and sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when your phones rings, in English or Spanish...Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

As oversexualized as American culture already is, to our credit, these ringtones are not available in the US:

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

Aww. Poor American porn addicts...they'll have to look elsewhere for aural sex.

2 Comments:

At 5:38 AM, January 27, 2005, Blogger Plantation said...

I just saw this on the latelatelate news. Oy.

I suppose I best get to sleep now...

 
At 1:23 PM, January 27, 2005, Blogger Bronco Buddha said...

I just leave my phone on vibrate. that way, when I get a call, I can make those noises myself.

 

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Thursday, January 27, 2005

IS THAT A PHONE IN YOUR POCKET?

(...or are you just happy to see me?)

Ever wish your personal phone ring was just a wee bit more, ahem, personalized? No need to beg, babies. Jenna Jameson's got your pockets covered:

Porn star Jenna Jameson is now hawking "moan tones." For $2.50 mobile phone users can choose from a variety of moans, and sexual noises all recorded by the blond bombshell.If that's not enough, Jameson will talk dirty to you when your phones rings, in English or Spanish...Jameson's charms are already being downloaded in Argentina, Ecuador, Venezuela, and in a couple of weeks will be available from Mexico to Uruguay.

As oversexualized as American culture already is, to our credit, these ringtones are not available in the US:

U.S. users will have to wait to get Jameson on their phones as no mobile carriers in the United States have expressed any interest in carrying the service.

Aww. Poor American porn addicts...they'll have to look elsewhere for aural sex.

2 Comments:

At 5:38 AM, January 27, 2005, Blogger Plantation said...

I just saw this on the latelatelate news. Oy.

I suppose I best get to sleep now...

 
At 1:23 PM, January 27, 2005, Blogger Bronco Buddha said...

I just leave my phone on vibrate. that way, when I get a call, I can make those noises myself.

 

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