URBAN KVETCH WISH LIST
According to the wise Dawn Summers, 'tis the season for wish lists. (That's why she's the mystical Key* whose blood can unravel civilization in this dimension.)
Not that I'm trolling for presents, mind you. I'm really doing this for you. In case you were going to spend hours in the mall on my account, this takes the guesswork out of it.
Of course, all the things I really want (world peace, a shul where I'm perfectly comfortable, a date with a cool, funny guy for New Year's, an express line at the DMV, a book contract) don't seem to have registries.
So, it's official. My wish list is up at Amazon for your perusal. Just click "wish list" and type my name and you will be magically whisked away to a land of my most-wanted books and DVDs. Prices for every price range and new items added all the time!
But (and here's a sentence I don't use every day) Mariah Carey said it best: All I want for Christmas/Hanukkah is you.**
*Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5.
**And the aforementioned date for New Year's.