Tuesday, December 14, 2004

OH, GOODY: LOHAN MAKES THE CASE FOR KABBALAH

From ContactMusic.com:

[Lindsay] Lohan says, "I did start to look into the whole Kabbalah thing a while ago, just because my mom was like, 'Maybe you should try it.' And Demi was on the set one day at 70's Show, and it interested me, because they talk about ego and stuff."

Ego and stuff indeed. In my home town, there used to be a kosher pizza place called "Pizza and Stuff." In that case, I think "stuff" meant "felafel."

Enjoy your spiritual felafel, Lindsay. I'm sure your moms would be, like, okay with it. And stuff.



7 Comments:

At 3:40 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Yaron said...

"Ego and Stuff", wasn't that Freud's first book?

 
At 5:50 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Bubbles, Ink. said...

What a waste, this lovely young lady is. No matter the beauty...open the mouth and...ugh! Just downright fugly.

I shudder to think what is going to become of my 5 month old baby girl in 16 years: "oh, gawd Dad...you're such a schlub."

(Robotnik starts drinking heavily)

 
At 8:05 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

Of course, "Demi was on the set" is pretty disturbing as well.

 
At 12:35 AM, December 15, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 12:35 AM, December 15, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering the egos of Kabbalahs most avid proponents, it's a safe bet that Demi wasn't hawking the virtue of humility or selflessness.

More like: "Hey Linsey! Kabballa is a great way to seal all those annoying leaks in your ego and stuff so that you can like, worship yourself better."

-PM

 
At 10:47 AM, December 15, 2004, Blogger writersbloc gal said...

When American Top Model was in season one, my friends and I used to watch it for shits and giggles. There was this one time some model's mom came to visit her and the girl was quoted as saying "It kicked ass to have my mom here. Like, a _lot_ of ass." Words to live by. It seems Ms. Lohan draws from the same fountain of eloquence as the contestant...

 
At 11:30 AM, December 15, 2004, Blogger PepGiraffe said...

Let's be fair here. Lindsey did decide NOT to get involved in demi-Kabbalah, so that is one point in her favor.

 

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

OH, GOODY: LOHAN MAKES THE CASE FOR KABBALAH

From ContactMusic.com:

[Lindsay] Lohan says, "I did start to look into the whole Kabbalah thing a while ago, just because my mom was like, 'Maybe you should try it.' And Demi was on the set one day at 70's Show, and it interested me, because they talk about ego and stuff."

Ego and stuff indeed. In my home town, there used to be a kosher pizza place called "Pizza and Stuff." In that case, I think "stuff" meant "felafel."

Enjoy your spiritual felafel, Lindsay. I'm sure your moms would be, like, okay with it. And stuff.



7 Comments:

At 3:40 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Yaron said...

"Ego and Stuff", wasn't that Freud's first book?

 
At 5:50 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Bubbles, Ink. said...

What a waste, this lovely young lady is. No matter the beauty...open the mouth and...ugh! Just downright fugly.

I shudder to think what is going to become of my 5 month old baby girl in 16 years: "oh, gawd Dad...you're such a schlub."

(Robotnik starts drinking heavily)

 
At 8:05 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

Of course, "Demi was on the set" is pretty disturbing as well.

 
At 12:35 AM, December 15, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

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At 12:35 AM, December 15, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Considering the egos of Kabbalahs most avid proponents, it's a safe bet that Demi wasn't hawking the virtue of humility or selflessness.

More like: "Hey Linsey! Kabballa is a great way to seal all those annoying leaks in your ego and stuff so that you can like, worship yourself better."

-PM

 
At 10:47 AM, December 15, 2004, Blogger writersbloc gal said...

When American Top Model was in season one, my friends and I used to watch it for shits and giggles. There was this one time some model's mom came to visit her and the girl was quoted as saying "It kicked ass to have my mom here. Like, a _lot_ of ass." Words to live by. It seems Ms. Lohan draws from the same fountain of eloquence as the contestant...

 
At 11:30 AM, December 15, 2004, Blogger PepGiraffe said...

Let's be fair here. Lindsey did decide NOT to get involved in demi-Kabbalah, so that is one point in her favor.

 

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