Tuesday, December 14, 2004

"EVERY DAY IS LESBIAN LIFE PARTNER DAY!"

(Disclaimer: Via iVillage, which featured this story from The National Enquirer...)

Formerly the sarcastic daughter on Roseanne (and ever the adopted sister of surgically enhanced former prairie resident Melissa Gilbert), Sara Gilbert and her live-in lesbian lover (and suspected MOT) Alison Adler announced the birth of their son. For those of you who didn't know they were expecting, Allie carried the baby, which was the product of a sperm donor.

Now, here's what I don't understand, and where I have to "consider the source." The Enquirer reports:
Close friends EllenDeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge have already been by to see the baby. And Ellen has said that she wants to have a baby with her longtime companion Alexandra Hedison more than ever, now that she's seen Sara and Allie's little one.

First of all, are all lesbians friends? I know that all Jews aren't friends. For instance, when Debra Messing had her baby, she didn't even call me.

And secondly, wasn't the breakup of Ellen and Alexandra's relationship all over the Daily News yesterday?

On Friday it was reported that DeGeneres had split with her girlfriend of four years, photographer-director Alexandra Hedison. We're told the real reason for the break is that DeGeneres is now deeply in love with de Rossi, the Australian-born "Arrested Development" diva. DeGeneres, 46, and de Rossi, 31, first met nine months ago on a photo shoot, we're told. They fell "instantly in love," de Rossi gushed to pals at the time. But DeGeneres remained loyal to Hedison, whom she often credited with "saving her life" at a time of crisis. However, when DeGeneres and de Rossi met up again at VH1's "Big in '04" awards gala in L.A. on Dec. 1, events took their natural course.

This is one of the reasons I don't read these gossip tabloids. It just leaves me confused.

I do love Ellen DeGeneres, though. But only as a friend.

10 Comments:

At 1:31 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Hilary said...

Wow, this is all news to me. I didn't even know Sara Gilbert was gay. And Portia di Rossi too? How did I miss all of this?

 
At 2:45 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

Debra called me, how could she have missed you. I am puzzled, when I see her next time I will provide her with a severe tongue lashing. ;)

 
At 3:37 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger sassy little punkin said...

here in l.a. everyday IS lesbian life partner day. i saw sara and her gal not too long ago, too, and, oddly enough, today i ran in to their friend k.d. lang and her gal at the whole foods in sherman oaks. because all lesbians in showbusiness are friends, it's true. and, really, if i were going to swicth to the other side, i'd have to date a famous lesbian--ellen, or even k.d.--no bowling alley no name for me!

 
At 11:28 AM, December 15, 2004, Blogger PepGiraffe said...

I wanted to be disingenuous and say, Ellen DeGeneres is GAY!!!, but who doesn't know that? What I actual did not know, though, is that Melissa Gilbert has surgery. Why does that make me sad?

 
At 12:25 PM, December 16, 2004, Blogger Andrea said...

I rarely believe what I read in entertainment news but yes, they all meet at a clubhouse weekly where they down whisky sours after greeting each other with the secret handshake.

Portia is the hottest lesbian in Hollywood. Who would kick her out of bed?

 
At 2:22 AM, December 14, 2005, Anonymous Butchdyke said...

Wow! What a surprise.I heard that Sarah Gilbert was a lesbian,but I thought that was just more tabloid crap.

 
At 12:08 AM, February 07, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Portia is the hottest lesbian in Hollywood. Who would kick her out of bed?

Tom Cruise.

 
At 3:38 AM, June 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would. I would choose Alexandra Hedison, she's so gorgeous.

 
At 3:00 AM, June 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that artificial impregnation is violation of the laws of nature, it doesn´t matter celebrity or not, i do not like this. Do it natural way or do not do it, it just creates disturbance and degradation in society.Famous people have imoportant role, because they influence so many others, so they have greater moralresponisbility, so if they set bad exaple, bad reaction will deffinitely follow...
It is sad to see people falling down so much, why like Portia had a man before, she could have nice fammily,but now she is just ...

 
At 11:30 PM, June 06, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I think that artificial impregnation is violation of the laws of nature, it doesn´t matter celebrity or not, i do not like this. Do it natural way or do not do it, it just creates disturbance and degradation in society."


Oh, shush.
If she's a lesbian, dear...
I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to do it "natural way".

Goodness.


Take it from a lesbian - artificial impregnation, great concept.

Kay.Thanks.

 

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Tuesday, December 14, 2004

"EVERY DAY IS LESBIAN LIFE PARTNER DAY!"

(Disclaimer: Via iVillage, which featured this story from The National Enquirer...)

Formerly the sarcastic daughter on Roseanne (and ever the adopted sister of surgically enhanced former prairie resident Melissa Gilbert), Sara Gilbert and her live-in lesbian lover (and suspected MOT) Alison Adler announced the birth of their son. For those of you who didn't know they were expecting, Allie carried the baby, which was the product of a sperm donor.

Now, here's what I don't understand, and where I have to "consider the source." The Enquirer reports:
Close friends EllenDeGeneres and Melissa Etheridge have already been by to see the baby. And Ellen has said that she wants to have a baby with her longtime companion Alexandra Hedison more than ever, now that she's seen Sara and Allie's little one.

First of all, are all lesbians friends? I know that all Jews aren't friends. For instance, when Debra Messing had her baby, she didn't even call me.

And secondly, wasn't the breakup of Ellen and Alexandra's relationship all over the Daily News yesterday?

On Friday it was reported that DeGeneres had split with her girlfriend of four years, photographer-director Alexandra Hedison. We're told the real reason for the break is that DeGeneres is now deeply in love with de Rossi, the Australian-born "Arrested Development" diva. DeGeneres, 46, and de Rossi, 31, first met nine months ago on a photo shoot, we're told. They fell "instantly in love," de Rossi gushed to pals at the time. But DeGeneres remained loyal to Hedison, whom she often credited with "saving her life" at a time of crisis. However, when DeGeneres and de Rossi met up again at VH1's "Big in '04" awards gala in L.A. on Dec. 1, events took their natural course.

This is one of the reasons I don't read these gossip tabloids. It just leaves me confused.

I do love Ellen DeGeneres, though. But only as a friend.

10 Comments:

At 1:31 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Hilary said...

Wow, this is all news to me. I didn't even know Sara Gilbert was gay. And Portia di Rossi too? How did I miss all of this?

 
At 2:45 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Jack's Shack said...

Debra called me, how could she have missed you. I am puzzled, when I see her next time I will provide her with a severe tongue lashing. ;)

 
At 3:37 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger sassy little punkin said...

here in l.a. everyday IS lesbian life partner day. i saw sara and her gal not too long ago, too, and, oddly enough, today i ran in to their friend k.d. lang and her gal at the whole foods in sherman oaks. because all lesbians in showbusiness are friends, it's true. and, really, if i were going to swicth to the other side, i'd have to date a famous lesbian--ellen, or even k.d.--no bowling alley no name for me!

 
At 11:28 AM, December 15, 2004, Blogger PepGiraffe said...

I wanted to be disingenuous and say, Ellen DeGeneres is GAY!!!, but who doesn't know that? What I actual did not know, though, is that Melissa Gilbert has surgery. Why does that make me sad?

 
At 12:25 PM, December 16, 2004, Blogger Andrea said...

I rarely believe what I read in entertainment news but yes, they all meet at a clubhouse weekly where they down whisky sours after greeting each other with the secret handshake.

Portia is the hottest lesbian in Hollywood. Who would kick her out of bed?

 
At 2:22 AM, December 14, 2005, Anonymous Butchdyke said...

Wow! What a surprise.I heard that Sarah Gilbert was a lesbian,but I thought that was just more tabloid crap.

 
At 12:08 AM, February 07, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Portia is the hottest lesbian in Hollywood. Who would kick her out of bed?

Tom Cruise.

 
At 3:38 AM, June 09, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would. I would choose Alexandra Hedison, she's so gorgeous.

 
At 3:00 AM, June 29, 2006, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that artificial impregnation is violation of the laws of nature, it doesn´t matter celebrity or not, i do not like this. Do it natural way or do not do it, it just creates disturbance and degradation in society.Famous people have imoportant role, because they influence so many others, so they have greater moralresponisbility, so if they set bad exaple, bad reaction will deffinitely follow...
It is sad to see people falling down so much, why like Portia had a man before, she could have nice fammily,but now she is just ...

 
At 11:30 PM, June 06, 2007, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I think that artificial impregnation is violation of the laws of nature, it doesn´t matter celebrity or not, i do not like this. Do it natural way or do not do it, it just creates disturbance and degradation in society."


Oh, shush.
If she's a lesbian, dear...
I'm pretty sure she doesn't want to do it "natural way".

Goodness.


Take it from a lesbian - artificial impregnation, great concept.

Kay.Thanks.

 

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