Monday, December 13, 2004

HALF-BIRTHDAY

I just realized, today is my half-birthday. So mark your calendars, we're only six months away from my next birthday party. I'm officially taking advice as to location for next year's event, so vote early and often.

How can you celebrate with me on this partially auspicious half-occasion? Feel free to send me half a present or half a card or some other sort of half-assed commemoration. Of course I'm kidding. You don't half to.

:)

PS: If you write "half" enough times, it starts to look like it's spelled wrong.

9 Comments:

At 1:50 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

A friend of mine celebrated this same holiday last week. What's even worse is that I played along with it and remembered. Then again, one of her half-birthday rules is that SHE pays for the drinks (which is a good way to get me to remember certain dates).

 
At 2:37 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

Oh, I forgot to say: Hap Birt! ... or py hday!

 
At 2:44 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Hilary said...

Happy Half Birthday!

 
At 5:10 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Blog ho said...

Did anyone get you anything?

 
At 10:57 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger annabel lee said...

happy half-bi...
...rthday to you!
hap... ha... bir... de... Est..
hap... ...lf-birt... t... ...u!

 
At 11:17 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Paula said...

It's true about "half." Weird. Anyway...happy day!

 
At 12:06 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Coelecanth said...

Happy birthday you. May half be fun your birthday. Hope get of half presents.

Hmmm, better idea than execution. Half birthdays are a great idea. On your real birthday you can celebrate the one who did all the heavy work when you were born, your mom. I mean really, all any of had to do was show up. :)

 
At 5:39 PM, December 16, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hap Ha Birth
Fr
Kron
Fri Cl o 8

 
At 1:29 AM, December 19, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy half birthday!!
i'm really annoyed with the site that's supposed to have the half birthday calculator...it just won't load...oh well...
=D

 

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Monday, December 13, 2004

HALF-BIRTHDAY

I just realized, today is my half-birthday. So mark your calendars, we're only six months away from my next birthday party. I'm officially taking advice as to location for next year's event, so vote early and often.

How can you celebrate with me on this partially auspicious half-occasion? Feel free to send me half a present or half a card or some other sort of half-assed commemoration. Of course I'm kidding. You don't half to.

:)

PS: If you write "half" enough times, it starts to look like it's spelled wrong.

9 Comments:

At 1:50 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

A friend of mine celebrated this same holiday last week. What's even worse is that I played along with it and remembered. Then again, one of her half-birthday rules is that SHE pays for the drinks (which is a good way to get me to remember certain dates).

 
At 2:37 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Ken Wheaton said...

Oh, I forgot to say: Hap Birt! ... or py hday!

 
At 2:44 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Hilary said...

Happy Half Birthday!

 
At 5:10 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Blog ho said...

Did anyone get you anything?

 
At 10:57 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger annabel lee said...

happy half-bi...
...rthday to you!
hap... ha... bir... de... Est..
hap... ...lf-birt... t... ...u!

 
At 11:17 PM, December 13, 2004, Blogger Paula said...

It's true about "half." Weird. Anyway...happy day!

 
At 12:06 PM, December 14, 2004, Blogger Coelecanth said...

Happy birthday you. May half be fun your birthday. Hope get of half presents.

Hmmm, better idea than execution. Half birthdays are a great idea. On your real birthday you can celebrate the one who did all the heavy work when you were born, your mom. I mean really, all any of had to do was show up. :)

 
At 5:39 PM, December 16, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hap Ha Birth
Fr
Kron
Fri Cl o 8

 
At 1:29 AM, December 19, 2008, Anonymous Anonymous said...

happy half birthday!!
i'm really annoyed with the site that's supposed to have the half birthday calculator...it just won't load...oh well...
=D

 

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