MEASURE MY FAME IN CRYERS
Amazing, after all Teresa Strasser and I have been through together, that I have to read about this new system of measuring fame in the Jewish Ledger.
I'll describe it this way. If electricity is measured in watts and height is measured in inches, what is the measure of fame? I offer you, the Jon Cryer.You might remember him as Duckie from "Pretty in Pink" with Molly Ringwald. Maybe you've seen him on "Two and a Half Men" (he's the not Charlie Sheen one). You'd know his face if you saw him getting a slice, but you might think you just know him from high school.Jon Cryer is, of course, one Jon Cryer. Paris Hilton is 72 Cryers. I'm a fraction of a Cryer, maybe one-sixth at best.
Well, if Teresa's one-sixth of a Cryer, then I must be around one-twentieth of a Cryer. And I'm okay with that.