MEASURE MY FAME IN CRYERS

Amazing, after all Teresa Strasser and I have been through together, that I have to read about this new system of measuring fame in the Jewish Ledger.

She writes:
I'll describe it this way. If electricity is measured in watts and height is measured in inches, what is the measure of fame? I offer you, the Jon Cryer.You might remember him as Duckie from "Pretty in Pink" with Molly Ringwald. Maybe you've seen him on "Two and a Half Men" (he's the not Charlie Sheen one). You'd know his face if you saw him getting a slice, but you might think you just know him from high school.Jon Cryer is, of course, one Jon Cryer. Paris Hilton is 72 Cryers. I'm a fraction of a Cryer, maybe one-sixth at best.

Well, if Teresa's one-sixth of a Cryer, then I must be around one-twentieth of a Cryer. And I'm okay with that.

MEASURE MY FAME IN CRYERS

Amazing, after all Teresa Strasser and I have been through together, that I have to read about this new system of measuring fame in the Jewish Ledger.

She writes:
I'll describe it this way. If electricity is measured in watts and height is measured in inches, what is the measure of fame? I offer you, the Jon Cryer.You might remember him as Duckie from "Pretty in Pink" with Molly Ringwald. Maybe you've seen him on "Two and a Half Men" (he's the not Charlie Sheen one). You'd know his face if you saw him getting a slice, but you might think you just know him from high school.Jon Cryer is, of course, one Jon Cryer. Paris Hilton is 72 Cryers. I'm a fraction of a Cryer, maybe one-sixth at best.

Well, if Teresa's one-sixth of a Cryer, then I must be around one-twentieth of a Cryer. And I'm okay with that.