Thursday, December 23, 2004

MEASURE MY FAME IN CRYERS

Amazing, after all Teresa Strasser and I have been through together, that I have to read about this new system of measuring fame in the Jewish Ledger.

She writes:
I'll describe it this way. If electricity is measured in watts and height is measured in inches, what is the measure of fame? I offer you, the Jon Cryer.You might remember him as Duckie from "Pretty in Pink" with Molly Ringwald. Maybe you've seen him on "Two and a Half Men" (he's the not Charlie Sheen one). You'd know his face if you saw him getting a slice, but you might think you just know him from high school.Jon Cryer is, of course, one Jon Cryer. Paris Hilton is 72 Cryers. I'm a fraction of a Cryer, maybe one-sixth at best.

Well, if Teresa's one-sixth of a Cryer, then I must be around one-twentieth of a Cryer. And I'm okay with that.

3 Comments:

At 1:08 PM, December 24, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll always be a third of a Cryer in my book, baby! (er... that is unless you get more famouser).

-PM

 
At 3:29 PM, December 28, 2004, Blogger PepGiraffe said...

Who is Teresa Strasser?

 
At 10:48 AM, December 29, 2004, Blogger Andrea said...

I wasn't a fan of Teresa Strasser until I found her website and realzed that she's a thousand times more intelligent than she appeared to be on While You Were Out.
(This comment and the link provided should answer the question of "Who is Teresa?")

 

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Thursday, December 23, 2004

MEASURE MY FAME IN CRYERS

Amazing, after all Teresa Strasser and I have been through together, that I have to read about this new system of measuring fame in the Jewish Ledger.

She writes:
I'll describe it this way. If electricity is measured in watts and height is measured in inches, what is the measure of fame? I offer you, the Jon Cryer.You might remember him as Duckie from "Pretty in Pink" with Molly Ringwald. Maybe you've seen him on "Two and a Half Men" (he's the not Charlie Sheen one). You'd know his face if you saw him getting a slice, but you might think you just know him from high school.Jon Cryer is, of course, one Jon Cryer. Paris Hilton is 72 Cryers. I'm a fraction of a Cryer, maybe one-sixth at best.

Well, if Teresa's one-sixth of a Cryer, then I must be around one-twentieth of a Cryer. And I'm okay with that.

3 Comments:

At 1:08 PM, December 24, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You'll always be a third of a Cryer in my book, baby! (er... that is unless you get more famouser).

-PM

 
At 3:29 PM, December 28, 2004, Blogger PepGiraffe said...

Who is Teresa Strasser?

 
At 10:48 AM, December 29, 2004, Blogger Andrea said...

I wasn't a fan of Teresa Strasser until I found her website and realzed that she's a thousand times more intelligent than she appeared to be on While You Were Out.
(This comment and the link provided should answer the question of "Who is Teresa?")

 

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