New York, dating, freelancing, celebrities, Jewish life, humor and heart...it's all in My Urban Kvetch.
All entries are the intellectual and creative property of Esther D. Kustanowitz. Consider them copyrighted. For reprint information, please contact me.
Monday, October 04, 2004
WRITING ON THE WALL
WHERE: At the freelance job that's sponsoring my shelter for this month WHAT: A flyer on my office door
ARE YOU LONELY??? Don't like working on your own? Hate making decisions?
THEN CALL A MEETING! You can...
SEE people
DRAW flowcharts
FEEL important
IMPRESS your colleagues
All on COMPANY TIME!!!
MEETINGS: The practical alternative to work. With a work ethic like that, what could go wrong?
Pretty funny. I must say though, my all-time favorite is the Earl Pickens song “Shittin’ on Company Time.” Last time I saw a show (at Rodeo Bar, where else?) Earl claimed he doesn’t write many songs like this one any more. But what a gem!
New York, dating, freelancing, celebrities, Jewish life, humor and heart...it's all in My Urban Kvetch.
All entries are the intellectual and creative property of Esther D. Kustanowitz. Consider them copyrighted. For reprint information, please contact me.
Monday, October 04, 2004
WRITING ON THE WALL
WHERE: At the freelance job that's sponsoring my shelter for this month WHAT: A flyer on my office door
ARE YOU LONELY??? Don't like working on your own? Hate making decisions?
THEN CALL A MEETING! You can...
SEE people
DRAW flowcharts
FEEL important
IMPRESS your colleagues
All on COMPANY TIME!!!
MEETINGS: The practical alternative to work. With a work ethic like that, what could go wrong?
Pretty funny. I must say though, my all-time favorite is the Earl Pickens song “Shittin’ on Company Time.” Last time I saw a show (at Rodeo Bar, where else?) Earl claimed he doesn’t write many songs like this one any more. But what a gem!
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Pretty funny. I must say though, my all-time favorite is the Earl Pickens song “Shittin’ on Company Time.” Last time I saw a show (at Rodeo Bar, where else?) Earl claimed he doesn’t write many songs like this one any more. But what a gem!
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