SHORT ON TIME?
Short on time? Don't have time to watch TV? Giving Television Without Pity a run for their imaginary money is the precocious and Tivo-addicted Dawn Summers, with her own insightful and snarky recap of the current TV season, and predictions of which shows will suffer with awful ratings before slipping away...
If only she had let Buffy throw her into the Hellmouth at the end of Season Five, she might not feel this apparent need to stay glued to the TV for the benefit of all mankind. I guess that's part of being The Key.
[If terms like "Hellmouth" and "the Key" are nonsense to you, go rent Buffy the Vampire Slayer Seasons One through Five. Then rent Six. You'll thank me. Eventually.]