STRATEGY
After careful study of the Internet, and in an attempt to garner more hits from Google searches, I've decided to pepper my blog with the following phrases:
Princess Leia in the gold bikini
rabbis sex scandal
I hate JDate
Bush sucks
Saruman rules
Greedo shoots first
Lindsay Lohan boobies
Paris Hilton video
Kerry sucks
miracle fat burning pill
Frodo and Sam are lovers
I dated Ben Affleck
OJ innocent
Kabbalah Madonna
Bruce Demi Ashton menage
Derek Jeter butt
Spuds McKenzie
Ashton Kutcher rocket science
Justin Timberlake
Gandalf the Grey
Anna Kournikova Jewish
Crawford Texas live Bush Twins videocam
William Hung
Sarah Jessica Parker Gap ads
Geico gecko
Taco Bell chihuahua
Zach Braff Zach Braff Zach Braff
posted by Esther Kustanowitz @ 11:44 PM
12 comments
12 Comments:
You left off three of my blog's favorites: "Gary Gulman", "Josh Duhamel naked", and "Jessica Simpson divorce". Those will help too. :)
An easy way to help that strategy is to use this link:
http://www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.html
Ha Ha! You know which one would have got me here!!
-ginger
What about "hot chicks" ?
Classic.
was this research gathered scientificaly?
Adding "The Yellow Wallpaper" and "Frankenstein" will get you hundreds of hits from plagerisim bound university students.
Janet Jackson Super Bowl
Madonna Britney kiss
Olsen twins nude
Jennifer Lopez butt
I'm sure I could come up with others.
(PS- It's that OTHER "Madonna" who kissed Britney. Not me. We all know that... Right?)
Greedo did NOT shoot first. I don't care what George Lucas says. And let's not forget that in the craptacular Episode I, Greedo is one of Annakin's friends. So Han knew exactly what he was doing.
Off topic, I know. But here's one I discovered.
Stephanie Abrams. Weather Channel. Nude
H-Ah, good ones, all. Glad this list got everyone thinking.
Jack-thanks for the hot tip.
Ginger-oh yeah, you know that one was for you...
Punkin-I don't believe in scientific research. Random and isolated instances of isolation work better for me.
Coelecanth-You're right, I was neglecting the would-be plagiarists of America. Sorry.
Madonna, yes, I know. Twasn't you, and twasn't me. The other one, the one with money, was the one who macked on Brit.
Ken-you see, I was just trying to stir up controversy among the diehards. Why would Han want to kill one of Luke's friends? I enjoy off-topic of the Star Wars mythology variety.
Lisa-As far as I know, Anna's no member of the tribe. I was just trying to get inside the head of the Jewish male. Don't worry, I won't do it again...
Thanks for your comments, everyone!
I hope that doesn't mean the world expects me to do so in about 15 years...
Ohh, forgot one more keyword to garner more hits:
Viagra
Ken, Greedo the elder was anakins friend you dult, greedo the younger was the on who got shot...
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