Sunday, October 24, 2004

SNL AND "WHAT THE HELL?"

Apparently, we've discovered a new law of SNL. Either that, or maybe I'm overreacting when I say "What the hell?"

SNL Law #53 (often referred to as "the Jude Law")
Any episode starring Jude Law must possess bizarre sketches starring bears ("Bear City") and screw up one of the musical sequences, causing musical guest Ashlee Simpson (also known as "the brunette one") to do a hoedown to the pre-recorded vocals of the song she had already sung earlier in the show. Then, during closing credits, said lesser Simpson must apologize to the hordes in the television audience and blame it on her band for playing the wrong intro.

Poor Ashlee. First, she has to be the brunette. Then her boyfriend breaks up with her. Now this. You know that her manager, who is also her father, is going to give her a talking to on this one.

And poor me. Now I must erase the memory of having witnessed "The Jude Law" so I can sleep. How shall I achieve this? What would Brian Boitano do? Ah, yes...ask, and ye shall receive from Comedy Central...an airing of "South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut"...

(How many times do I have to see this movie before it stops being funny? So hilarious...)

3 Comments:

At 2:28 AM, October 25, 2004, Blogger Dawn said...

Recent events prevented me from seeing your comment until now - Jack Hammer ... YOU are hilarious!!!! Thanks for visiting.

 
At 4:06 AM, October 25, 2004, Blogger Madonna said...

The day I cease to laugh at Bigger, Longer and Uncut is the day I'm no longer alive.

That movie will ALWAYS be funny.

"You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault..."

 
At 10:54 PM, October 25, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to admit I have only seen SP the movie only once (so far) but I feel like it will never not be funny - having lived in Canada - Blame canada I find wild let alone KYLE'S MOM - who is a big .......

It was great to meet you! Thanks for the B-day wishes -

look I read this (but hey - it is not like I get to check it "every ten minutes" for updates

hope to see you soon :)

 

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Sunday, October 24, 2004

SNL AND "WHAT THE HELL?"

Apparently, we've discovered a new law of SNL. Either that, or maybe I'm overreacting when I say "What the hell?"

SNL Law #53 (often referred to as "the Jude Law")
Any episode starring Jude Law must possess bizarre sketches starring bears ("Bear City") and screw up one of the musical sequences, causing musical guest Ashlee Simpson (also known as "the brunette one") to do a hoedown to the pre-recorded vocals of the song she had already sung earlier in the show. Then, during closing credits, said lesser Simpson must apologize to the hordes in the television audience and blame it on her band for playing the wrong intro.

Poor Ashlee. First, she has to be the brunette. Then her boyfriend breaks up with her. Now this. You know that her manager, who is also her father, is going to give her a talking to on this one.

And poor me. Now I must erase the memory of having witnessed "The Jude Law" so I can sleep. How shall I achieve this? What would Brian Boitano do? Ah, yes...ask, and ye shall receive from Comedy Central...an airing of "South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut"...

(How many times do I have to see this movie before it stops being funny? So hilarious...)

3 Comments:

At 2:28 AM, October 25, 2004, Blogger Dawn said...

Recent events prevented me from seeing your comment until now - Jack Hammer ... YOU are hilarious!!!! Thanks for visiting.

 
At 4:06 AM, October 25, 2004, Blogger Madonna said...

The day I cease to laugh at Bigger, Longer and Uncut is the day I'm no longer alive.

That movie will ALWAYS be funny.

"You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault..."

 
At 10:54 PM, October 25, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to admit I have only seen SP the movie only once (so far) but I feel like it will never not be funny - having lived in Canada - Blame canada I find wild let alone KYLE'S MOM - who is a big .......

It was great to meet you! Thanks for the B-day wishes -

look I read this (but hey - it is not like I get to check it "every ten minutes" for updates

hope to see you soon :)

 

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