I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE JON...

In case I needed another reason to love Jon Stewart--and just to clarify, I didn't--I found the text of the commencement address he delivered last month at his alma mater, The College of William and Mary.

Now why can't I find me a boy like Jon?

The speech, complete with its unique wit, sarcasm, self-deprecation and snarky world commentary available here.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE JON...

In case I needed another reason to love Jon Stewart--and just to clarify, I didn't--I found the text of the commencement address he delivered last month at his alma mater, The College of William and Mary.

Now why can't I find me a boy like Jon?

The speech, complete with its unique wit, sarcasm, self-deprecation and snarky world commentary available here.