All-Time High

Ahh, nothing like the feeling when a 56-year-old man checks out your profile on JDate. Actually, there's one more feeling like that. When you subtract your age (32) from his (56) and you still get double digits. This means that while my mother was in labor with me, her first child, this dude was 24. While I was having my bat mitzvah 12 years later, he was 36, nearly four years older than I am now. Up till now, I panicked when I got "viewed" by that 51-year-old guy. But this, this feeling, is priceless.

All-Time High

Ahh, nothing like the feeling when a 56-year-old man checks out your profile on JDate. Actually, there's one more feeling like that. When you subtract your age (32) from his (56) and you still get double digits. This means that while my mother was in labor with me, her first child, this dude was 24. While I was having my bat mitzvah 12 years later, he was 36, nearly four years older than I am now. Up till now, I panicked when I got "viewed" by that 51-year-old guy. But this, this feeling, is priceless.