HOW YA GONNA KEEP THE AMISH DOWN ON THE FARM AFTER THEY'VE SEEN L.A.?

So, we all thought "Amish in the City" was a bad idea, kind of like the worst exploitation of unwitting teenagers married to big city nudity and corruption by a preacher at the church of the Real World. Turns out, the Christian Science Monitor thinks it's a good show.

Wednesday night, UPN, 8pm. A ten-part series featuring some of the most attractive Amish people you could ever hope to see--no offense to Kelly McGillis. As they head to L.A. for the rite of rumspringen, the gang encounters many questions. Will the girls bare their midriffs and go to karaoke bars to sing Britney Spears songs? Will the boys strip to reveal Chippendale-dancer abs and become surfers? Only UPN knows.

HOW YA GONNA KEEP THE AMISH DOWN ON THE FARM AFTER THEY'VE SEEN L.A.?

So, we all thought "Amish in the City" was a bad idea, kind of like the worst exploitation of unwitting teenagers married to big city nudity and corruption by a preacher at the church of the Real World. Turns out, the Christian Science Monitor thinks it's a good show.

Wednesday night, UPN, 8pm. A ten-part series featuring some of the most attractive Amish people you could ever hope to see--no offense to Kelly McGillis. As they head to L.A. for the rite of rumspringen, the gang encounters many questions. Will the girls bare their midriffs and go to karaoke bars to sing Britney Spears songs? Will the boys strip to reveal Chippendale-dancer abs and become surfers? Only UPN knows.